> From a book called, "Wisdom From The Walls,"
> by Kristen Kammerer and Bridget Snyder.
> They compiled some really great graffiti, and here it is:
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
 -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill.  Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
 -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort.  Dallas, Texas.

Make love, not war.  Hell, do both, get married!
 -Women's restroom, The Filling Station.  Bozeman, Montana.

If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
 -On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. O'Ryan's Irish Pub.  Ashland, Oregon.

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here.  Your asshole is in Washington.
 -Men's room Outback Steakhouse. Tacoma, Washington

Beauty is only a light switch away.
 -Perkins Library.  Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
 -Houghton Library, Harvard University.  Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
 -Armand's Pizza.  Washington, D.C.

If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
 -Smoky Joe's.  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"  it's "Hi, how are you?"
 -Rest stop off Route 81.  West Virginia.

God made pot.  Man made beer.  Who do you trust?
 -The Irish Times.  Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 -The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

To do is to be.
 -Descartes
To be is to do.
 -Voltaire
Do be do be do.
 -Frank Sinatra
  -Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats.  Scottsdale, Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
 -Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
 -Written in the dust on the back of a bus.  Wickenburg, Arizona.

God is dead.
 -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead.
 -God
  -The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
 -Revolution Books. New York, New York.

JESUS SAVES!  But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
 -Men's restroom, American University.  Washington, D.C.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?  Congress!
 -Men's restroom, House of Representatives.  Washington, D.C.

What are you looking up on the wall for?  The joke is in your hands.
 -Men's restroom, Lynagh's.  Lexington, Kentucky.

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