A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife.  The
fantasy of having a young woman in his  bed soon became a nightmare when he
found that he could not  last long enough to satisfy his young bride.

His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told  him that all was well
even if he was quick to get out of the  saddle.

Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to
get some advice.

"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I  make love to my
young wife and I can't satisfy her.  What  can I do?"

The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said  in a professional
manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation  before having intercourse with your
wife and you'll find  that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her."

"Okay, Doctor.  If you think that will help."

Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at  work to let him know
that she would be attacking him at the  front door when he arrived home.

"Be prepared, my darling.  I'm going to ravish you,"  she cooed over the
phone.

Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's  advice.  But where?  In
the office?  The Xerox room?  What  if someone walked in on him?

He got in his truck and began the journey home.  Soon  he decided he would
find a spot on the road to pull over,  climb underneath the truck and
pretend to be inspecting the  rear axle, and do the deed there.

A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the  truck, closed his eyes
tightly, fantasized about his young  wife, and began his "therapy".

A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete  his therapy
session, he felt someone tugging on his pants  leg.  Keeping his eyes
tightly shut to avoid ruining the  fantasy he was enjoying, he said,
"Yes?"

"Sir, I'm with the Police Department.  Could you tell me what you are doing,
please?" said the officer.

"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied confidently.

"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there.  Your truck
rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
 

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