A guy was sitting at the Super Bowl in the very best seat you could possibly get.  The guy on his left noticed there was an empty seat next to him and said, "Can you believe someone actually paid for that seat and didn't come to the game?"

The fellow next to him replied, "Actually that's my wife's seat . . . we bought these tickets months ago, unfortunately, my wife passed away so I came alone."

"I'm sorry to hear that, but why didnt you give the ticket to a family member or friend?"

"Oh they're all at the funeral."

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