In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in
 the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
 delivery.
 
 Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a
 lantern  and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm
 doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.  "Whoa there,"
 said the doctor.
 
 "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet
 another one to come."
 
 Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.  "No, no,
 don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern. . . It seems
 there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
 
 The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
 "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"