A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they came upon
a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep. There was a
stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed. Being a
gentleman, the priest said, "Sister, you sleep on the bed. I'll sleep on
the floor in the sleeping bag." Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was
beginning to fall asleep, the nun said "Father, I'm cold." He unzipped the
sleeping bag, got up, got the blanket and put it on her. Once again, he got
into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when
the nun once again said, "Father, I'm still very cold." He unzipped the
bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into the sleeping bag once
again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, "Father, I'm sooooo cold." This
time, he remained there and said, "Sister, I have an idea. We're out here
in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let's pretend
we're married." The nun said, "That's fine by me." To which the priest
yelled out, "Get up and get your own fucking blanket!"
 

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