When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him,
which
read, "Dear Husband," that's what she called him, "I too am 54
and by the
time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel
with my
handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. You being
an engineer will,
therefore, appreciate 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54
goes into 18."