Although he is short and stout, Greg Bau was unable to allude the law. After three years and a Phi Delt initiation later, he finally realized that his days were numbered. He thought that it was the proper time to surrender to the police during our "Ullerfest" party last year.
While enjoying himself on a delightful afternoon in Salt Lake City, our fearless Pledge Master, Dustin Cutler, saw a helpless Phikeia drowing due to his lack of wisdom. Dustin being so unselfish stripped himself of his Sunday best and jumped to save the Phikeia. Thankfully the pledge was not tramatized as we all feared and he was able to continue his daily activities as a Phikeia.
After a weekend in early May at our formal in Mesquite, NV most of us had lost all of our money. The unsuspecting waiters and waitresses who took this picture did not know this but were soon made aware of our misfortunes when Vince Brown (seated first on the left) told them that we were Beta Theta Pi shortly before they went to get the check and were pleasantly surprised when they came back to see we had helped ourselves out of the casino.
Utah Alpha's own Don Juan is the one and only Bob "Fever" Fleming. Here are a few of the many women that adourn him with trinkets, and other gifts. Unfortunately he had to break their hearts and cut them loose before his long awaited two year trip studying abroad in North Korea where he will learn Asian agriculture techniques. Good Luck Bob!!!
After two weeks of living off of nothing but sage brush, and desert mice, these courageous Phi's Hunter Sheldon, Chad Pieczonka, and Chad Marriott, were overwhelmed with joy to see the rescuers. Hunter (laying on the rock) was so exhausted he had to be carried out of Goblin Valley. He was quoted saying "This is the greatest day of my life!" We are all happy to have them back.
With nicknames like Sodomy, FatBoy, and Weasel, how in the world did these brothers seduce women to their room? Could alcohol have played a part? Naaaa, I don't think so.
