Johnny's Page of Trek
| Alright, so I like Star Trek. I originally
created this page to impress some friend who I've long since
stopped caring about impressing. I am taking most of the
pictures in this section down. Except for the First
Contact Poster, cause it's so cool.
The Borgisms, which some people seem to find funny, have been incorporated into this page, below. |
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| Good Trek's | Bad Trek's |
| Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan | Star Trek the Motion Picture |
| Star Trek III: The Search for Spock | Star Trek V: The Final Frontier |
| Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home | Star Trek: Generations |
| Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country | Star Trek: Insurrection |
| Star Trek: First Contact (although they ruined the Borg) |
(Of course, I own them all!) |
Can Trek ever be cool?
Anecdote: One day my sister and I were stopped a gas station when we saw a man pull up in a truck. He was looking oh so cool. The truck was a low rider and painted a bright purple. Across the windshield was a sticker reading "Powered by Pootang." (I have often pondered the meaning of "pootang" and can only guess that it is some form of astronaut waste.) The man stepped out of the truck. He wore a leather jacket, Ray-Bans, and a tight white T-shirt. A cigarette dangled coolly from his lip. The door was slightly ajar and so we could see past the truck's black windows. What did we see? A platinum Starship Enterprise dangling from the rearview mirror.
Borgisms
- The Incredible Lightness of Borg
- Bilbo Borg, (read the Hobbit, it may expand your mind.)
- Have you ever smurfed a borg?
- I'm king of the Borg! Yeah, way to go Leo, sit down now.
- Borgasmic
- Borg to be wild
- Borg Free
- Borg Again
- Victor Borga
- Borg on the Fourth of July
- Borgie and Bess
- Borgy Big
- To Borg or Not to Borg
- Borg, James Borg
- Fort Borg, NC
- Assimulatix, for all your dietary needs.